My Boyfriends Back

(Spoken)

"He went away,  and you
hung around,  and bothered me
every night.

And when I wouldn't go out
with you.  You said things
that weren't very nice."

My boyfriend's back and
you're gonna be in trouble.

(Heyla, heyla, my boyfriend's back)
When you see him comin',
better cut out on the double.

(Heyla, heyla, my boyfriend's back)
You been spreading lies, that I was untrue.

(Heyla, heyla, my boyfriend's back)
So look out now, 'cause he's comin' after you.

(Heyla, heyla, my boyfriend's back)
Hey, he knows what you been tryin'.
And he knows that you been lyin'.

He's been gone for such a long time.

(Heyla, heyla, my boyfriend's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine.

(Heyla, heyla, my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born.

(Heyla, heyla, my boyfriend's back)
'cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong.

(Heyla, heyla, my boyfriend's back)
Hey, he knows I wasn't cheatin'.
Now, you're gonna get a beatin'.

What made you think he'd
believe all your lies?
(Aah-ooh, aah-ooh)

You're a big man now,
but he'll cut you down to size.
(Aah-ooh) Wait and see!

My boyfriend's back,
he's gonna save my reputation.

(Heyla, heyla, my boyfriend's back)
If I were you, I'd take a permanent vacation.

(Heyla, heyla, my boyfriend's back)
Well look out now, my boyfriend's back.

Well, I can see him comin' so you
better get a'runnin' a'right now.

Yeah, my boyfriend's back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey, I can see him comin'
Now you better start a'runnin'.
My boyfriend's back!