Like a Surgeon

I finally made it through Med School
Somehow I made it through.

I'm just an intern, I still make
A mistake or two..

I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid

Yeah, I'm trying to avoid
A malpractice suit..

Like a surgeon
Cutting for the very first time

Like a surgeon
Organ transplants on my mind.
Better give me all your gauze nurse

This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see that IV
Here we go
Time to operate

I'll pull his insides out
Pull his insides out
See what he ate....

Like a surgeon
Cutting for the very first time
Like a surgeon

Here's a waiver for you to sign
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh

Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh

It's a fact, I'm a quack
A disgrace to the AMA
'Cause my patients die

Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon
Cutting for the very first time

Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon
Ooooooooooooh
Like a surgeon

When I reach inside
With my scalpel,
And my forceps,