American Honky-Tonky Bar Association

If your pay cheque depends on 
The weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for a little more
Than a coffee pot 
If you need to pour your heart out
And try to rectify some situation
That you're facing
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket 
For most things you don't mind
But when your dollar goes
To all of those
Standing in a welfare line
Rejoice you have a voice
If you're concerned about the destination
Of this great nation
Please call the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

It represents the hard hat, gun rack,
Aching back, overtaxed, flag way
But fun loving crowd
Their heart is in the music
And they love to play it aloud  
There's no forms or no applications
There's no red tape mad administrations 
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.
 
We're all one big family
Throughout the cities and the towns
We don't reach for handouts
We reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a 
Seven day a week available consultation
For your frustration 
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

It represents the mud flap, six pack, bear crack,
Overtaxed, flag waving, fun loving crowd
Where their heart is in the music
And they love to play it aloud
There's no forms or no applications
There's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.
Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

Do not delay
Contact today
Your A H B A
Your A H B A.