Alcohol

My baby taught me how to be
My baby taught me how to fight
My baby taught me how to die
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol!

My baby taught me how to smoke 
My baby taught me how to breathe
My baby taught me how to hide
My baby taught me how to leave
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol!

My baby taught me how to choke
My baby taught me how to eat
My baby taught me how to fuck
My baby taught me how to be
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol!
My old lady taught me (real well?)
My old lady taught me how to read
My old lady taught me how to write
My old lady taught me how to drink...

Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol

My old lady taught me how to smoke
My old lady taught me how to breath
My old lady taught me how to fight
My old lady taught me how to drink...

Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol

My old lady taught me how to choke (joke?)
My old lady taught me how to eat
My old lady taught me how to fight
My old lady would rather be with...

Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol