The Bad Touch

("Ha ha, well now! 
We call this the act of mating.
But there are several
other very important
differences between human beings
and animals that you
should know about.")

(whisper: "I'd appreciate your input")

Sweat, baby, sweat,
baby sex is a Texas drought me
and you do the kind of stuff
that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch,
you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want to you smothered, want you covered,
like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than Fed Ex,
never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined to make me rise an hour
early just like Daylight Savings Time