If I Ever Need A Lady

(Verse 1)
You Don't Smoke And You Don't Swear
You Wouldn't Do Wrong On A Dare
And A Good Girl Just Can't Chase Away My Blues
I'm Out Fighting Loneliness
Dating Girls I Know Will Kiss
But If I Ever Need A Lady, I'll Call You

(Chorus)
You Drink Coke, And I Drink Wine
You Don't Stay Out After Nine
And That's When I'm Getting Up, To Lace My Shoes
So Don't Cry, When You See - Painted Women Out With Me
'cause If I Ever Need A Lady, I'll Call You.

(Verse 2)
Check Inside Your Sweet Heart
It's So Pure Where Mine Is Dark
And An Angel Is The One Thing I Don't Need
I Need Girls Of The Night, All Aglow In Neon Lights
But If I Ever Need A Lady, I'll Call You.