Hitchin' a Ride

Hey mister, where are you headed? 
Are you in a hurry? 
Need a lift to happy hour 
Say oh no

Do you brake for distilled spirits? 
Need a break as well 
The well that inebriates the guilt 
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4. 

Cold turkey's getting stale
Tonight I'm eating crow 
Fermented salmonella poison oak no 

There's a drought at the fountain of youth
Now I'm dehydrated
My tongue is swelling up
I said 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

Troubled times, you know i can not lie 
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride 

There's a drought at the fountain of youth
Now I'm dehydrated
My tongue is swelling up i said
SHIIIIITE!!!

Troubled times, you know i can not lie 
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
(don't know where I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride